How to stop trolling and become a KIBITZER

After talking with Socrates for some time I have decided trolling no longer fulfills my heart. 

I am now looking to just talk in chess notation and provide helpful analysis, you know... what everyone is actually supposed to do in a chess forum.

However I can't find serious threads or non-stupid threads which easily answered questions that have been already answered countless of times.

So, how do I stop trolling and become a professional kibitzer/responsible member. What threads should I comment on? And do you have any tips?

Thanks.

You're gonna stop trolling? What about the club?

I will troll only on controled environments where people explicitly want me to troll.

I think serious chess is what fulfills my life. And I want to fullfill it. I need to become Magnus Carlsen.

Ok. So I guess the first step is to change my profile picture. Is this one OK?

Oh wow. Sorry about that. Wrong Image. Here is the image I meant to post:

Will you give me any tips on how to kibitz?

So... Now my profile info is ready. I look serious now.

Some abuse is ok... We are humans

Should I use emojis like "" or are they not worthy of a good kibitzer?

What do you think about my first serious comment?

Really? Why was it boring? I felt the dude was a really new beginner and didnt want to attack him with tons of analysis.

Being a Kibitzer is so hard. I thought it would be easier

@urk

Was this better or too educational?

Be more, active, exciting, like you used to do with your other game annotations. Those really caught a lot of attention and appreciation.

Do you like my new profile+avatar?

Go check out my profile.

No, I don't live in Germany. Just look at my profile and you'll know what I mean.