I am an expert, looking for a pupil. (FREE)

Hi. My fide is 2100 and I am looking for a pupil of 1400-1600 fide playing strength. My goal is to bring you to 1700+ fide strength, I want to see how fast I can do it. I will teach you through easy to understand annotations of your games. You need chessbase. Free.

Those who are interested email at "scorpion.black@live.no"

Why don't you play here? It's hard to judge your claim of being an expert when you don't give your real name (so people can check your FIDE rating) and don't play here.

he is an expert, even more a genious! He started this thread

Temperary braindeadness due to openings momorization

I am interested!

I don't know guys, free annotations sound good to me.  Luckily I don't have to put my money where my mouth is since I don't have Chessbase or a real rating.  Oh wait, he said free... 

Probably...

what is this??

There's an American phrase, "hogwash", it means "nonsense".

I beg to differ!

1)Not a phrase but a word.
2)Not American but British! 

In other words: Hogwash!

Sorry, I was just trying to help...

How dare you all!  The guy doesn't owe you his help, yet he's offering it!  The same parallels can be drawn with Donald Trump.  The guy can be spending all his time with supermodels at exclusive country clubs and go yachting, yet he's sacrificing all of that free time just for the chance at becoming a public servant!  I'm all for free speech but the crass insults against him are uncalled for.  I might disagree with the guy on many issues (He wants to expand government in certain areas rather than a neutral shrinking across the board meaning agencies both parties covet) but have a healthy and reasoned respect for the guy.  

Here's a novel idea: don't tell cake makers or priests they're legally obligated to officiate or cater at certain weddings, get rid of licensing period (the lady who got arrested for refusing to issue a license had a job that shouldn't even exist to begin with since it's government overstepping its bounds as a defender of individual rights and life, liberty, and property), and allow gays to marry!  That way everyone's individual rights are respected: government isn't telling people who they can or cannot marry nor should they tell people what to do with their own property (businesses).  

Hey, I was just trying answer pdela's question (not very well, apparently) about what the picture meant, I didn't say I agreed with it...sheesh.

How dare you!

Pigs are washed, using ashes, but only after killing them.

Yup.

Will this include a collection of Susan Polgar videos?

It is wrong to put someone down who is offering free tutoring.

Unless you have  a good reason or concrete evidence and I see neither here.

ya got 2 of em les ur blind. wutcha need morfer ?