I am quitting chess.

I wonder, did Einstein know about this universal constant?!

he made the mistake of assuming life is made of equations, unfortunately that was due to his educated mind that gave him myopia.

If not your opia, whose should he have gotten?

Not just any opia, but dystopia.

What if the name of the game is "i quit"?

whose opia he should have got is a mystery.

the escape clause I inserted handles that one, silent.

This is why we must never invent a game called "I quit". We might chip the universe's paint form the paradox.

addicted gamers are going to have a tough time winning that one.

Spud? Is that you? 

I am me.

And we are all together.

Whoever said, "Nobody ever won a game by quitting" has obviously never played a whole six rounds of Russian Roulette.

You give the cylinder a spin each time, though, right? With a six-chamber revolver, your odds of surviving six rounds would be about 33.5%.

Well, I'm no "Einstein" (don't everybody contradict me at once), but I'd Love to be part of the ultimate Universal Constant! 

(Do you boyz let grils into that club? .. Type one X for Yes, or two X's for No.)

Also, with regard to "quitting," has anybody reminded us of what we all learned from Matthew Broderick in War Games ? --  that the only way to win at "Global Thermonuclear War" is not to play?

quit chess.com, then you might regain your enthusiasm for the game that the Internet has ruined.

I quit but still never grew those 4-6 inches that I shoulda.

well america does have john rambo, so that is quite plausible.