Great job! I believe in you, you can get 500, the women tho ....
I am rated 439 now in ten of minutes chess!

Great job! I believe in you, you can get 500, the women tho ....
I know. I know. Your words wound me with their truth. Maybe after I am 800 and I open my new sausage delicatessen? I will serve the sausage with potatoes and rye bread and beer. At that point I be nearing to be a babe magnet. But yes, for now, I must train harder. And brush my teeth more.


Women in America hardly know chess, friend. You'll get there in no time.
Oh my God! Thank you! I will start doing some push-ups. Tomorrow.

I do not think I can never make 1200. I am no Bobby Fischer, but thank you.
I am Boris Kravtiz, and only I join today, already I crush many opponents, and I am rated as 439 in the blitz chess! I am very proud feeling. The blood of opponents I use as sausage sauce. I hope I can achieve a rating of 500, but I do not want to set my goals too high. I want the big number rating to impress American women.