I am UNMATEABLE!!!

 Pictures, or it did not happen. What was the site? Your former user-name? Would they back you up if I were to go and ask them of this? Surely they would not forget.

If there were 120 people watching, there are 122 witnesses. I think they would still remember.

Next time you fake a story, be sure to put in the part where "the site crashed/was cancelled/destroyed for some reason." That, or provide sources. None of this "it's confidential" crap.

He won't... because he  does not expect himself to adhere to the same guidelines he wants us to adhere to. If someone else posted that story, he would DEMAND proof, or that the person cite their sources, or some such nonesense, but those are rules for US, not him. He is (apparently) free to say whatever he wants, and we are supposed to accept it as gospel...

zerrogi, Larry Christiansen was the best game of the three GMs that I played. The others were quick resignations--which I despise. It WAS Larry because at the site, a very credible site, the famous ones get a special marker by their name, etc. I was a "GM" using a stolen USCF identity and on a free 14 day trial period.

True, I didn't use Cannibal back then. I didn't trust it. Fritz was a better, stronger program.

Chess.com tolerates me to an extent because in my over 1 year here, I have only played 2 chess games, and both of them it is made KNOWN that I will be playing computer aided chess. No masquerading anymore.

As for a copy of the game, I have never made it public, other than when it actually happened over 10 years ago. I'll think about it.

Fellow chess freaks. I have decided that you have EARNED another post from me. Many people here are taking my advice and posting CREDIBLE posts. The lies have been dwindling. I have been noticing alot of CITATIONS from credible sources when you all decide to post something that cannot be taken for granted. Good job. Here is your reward.

Please refer to The Big Showdown group vote chess match between Team cheater_1 and Light Force as I will be using it to back up my claims. Team Lightforce was the only team on this site that had the courage to go toe to toe with me, so please give them a hand.

As you all know, I possess chess skills that far exceed even ANAND. I can hear you all laughing now, but it is true. If ANAND were to sit across from cheater_1 and his UNMATEABLE program CANNIBAL 37, he would LOSE. As you all know, in my nearly 1 million online games, I have never been checkmated once and have beaten 3 GMs in my life, and the GM games were 40/120. LEGIT TOURNEY GAMES.

Now, listen up. I am not making the claim that I will never lose a game on time, or take a loss because I was FORCED to resign as I was in our first vote chess game by team chess.com (bullies that they are). I am saying that I simply cannot be checkmated in a game of chess by any HUMAN, team of humans, computer program, team of computer programs, or any combination of the previous.

As many long time members of this site know, I employ my own chess knowledge (1950 uscf with 30 years of playing the game), A super chess program that I wrote that knows how to draw even the toughest of opponents (it's win percentage is 3% its loss percentage is ZERO%, and its draw percentage is 97%), and an extensive understanding of psychology that allows me to manipulate my opponents. Combine these elements and you have me...THE UNMATEABLE ONE.

Please refer to The Big Showdown now. Look at the board. Do you all remember my number one chess COMMANDMENT? ATTACK THE CENTER NO MATTER WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU. Ignore attacks on your pieces elsewhere. DO NOT defend in ANY circumstance unless there is a check upon you. Look at my pieces PUNISHING the center. Look at how my king is running about without a care. I am dividing and conquering. Look at my development, it is like a spear pointing at their heart. Look at my IMPENETRABLE pawn wall. I dont care a hoot about his king. Going for the king is not what it's about.....at this point.

Now, Team lightforce is no slouch. Last I heard there were dozens of people on that team, many running deep fritz and rybka. Look at how just little old me and my homemade program LURED them in. Like a spider luring an ant. They want my king so bad that they and their "commercial" chess programs couldn't see what I had in store for them. Do you see it? They just LOST their rook when I get my turn. I am attacking the Queen AND the ROOK. Too bad I'm not planning on going on vacation so you can DENY me a vacation and take the "win" like team chess.com did. SORRY.

17 moves into the game and it's all but OVER. DOZENS of top notch computer programs couldnt manage to pull off even a draw with me. Heck, my win percentage may go from 3% to 3.5% now.

Remember my rules. NEVER DEFEND, The top chess players in the world were NEVER known for their defensive playing. Develop your pieces toward the center, or at least have them attacking central squares. The fianchetto is more often than not the kiss of death when developing pieces. Push to the center, good things will happen. King safety is overrated. Use the king as bait. Bring him into the fight and gain an advantage.

I suspect team lightforce will resign shortly. When they do, is there any TEAM out there that has the GUTS to go toe to toe with the UNMATEABLE ONE?

Well, I didn't state the web site's name for two reasons. One, believe it or not, was respect for THIS site. I have seen ERIK on COUNTLESS occassions express his displeasure when people talk about the competition.

The second reason is this. I WILL SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU PEOPLE. LISTEN TO ME NOW!!!!! When I was on the unnamed chess website, I had to set up a free account. Back in the mid/late 90's, I was not as "wanted" or high profile as I am now. Plus, I was a bit STOOPIDER back then. I used a LEGITIMATE email account that was tied to some "sensitive" info. REAL INFO, DUH.

Let me break it down for you dunderheads. I'm sure you all have seen the documentaries where some big time felon gets arrested 20 years after his crime because he got lazy and slipped up. Well, suppose I reveal the website, the exact year, post the moves of the game, etc. Say someone on this site forwards it to the chess web site hoping to get me into trouble--kinda like calling into America's Most Wanted. I'm sure the website has a database of all the prizes it has awarded in the past. It crosschecks all the info that you want ME to provide, and it sees that yes, the same person that beat Larry, and two other GMs also won a toaster, a rubik's cube, and a pair of Nike shoes. Well, well, well. It seems we have this person's personal info right here. We'll just send someone over to question him and see if we can get the toaster, rubik's cube, and shoes returned to us. Now see, I HATE authority. I despise law enforcement officers and the like. I wouldn't put it past myself to sneak out the back door with my crossbow and my EYECLOPS nightvision goggles on. See the mess that this could turn into?

So, if you all must think I am lying...SO BE IT. You are not getting any more info out of me. You ruined it for yourselves.

hint: in the future, play hard to get and you actually might get what you want.

Fellow chess freaks. I have decided that you have EARNED another post from me. Many people here are taking my advice and posting CREDIBLE posts. The lies have been dwindling. I have been noticing alot of CITATIONS from credible sources when you all decide to post something that cannot be taken for granted. Good job. Here is your reward.

Please refer to The Big Showdown group vote chess match between Team cheater_1 and Light Force as I will be using it to back up my claims. Team Lightforce was the only team on this site that had the courage to go toe to toe with me, so please give them a hand.

As you all know, I possess chess skills that far exceed even ANAND. I can hear you all laughing now, but it is true. If ANAND were to sit across from cheater_1 and his UNMATEABLE program CANNIBAL 37, he would LOSE. As you all know, in my nearly 1 million online games, I have never been checkmated once and have beaten 3 GMs in my life, and the GM games were 40/120. LEGIT TOURNEY GAMES.

Now, listen up. I am not making the claim that I will never lose a game on time, or take a loss because I was FORCED to resign as I was in our first vote chess game by team chess.com (bullies that they are). I am saying that I simply cannot be checkmated in a game of chess by any HUMAN, team of humans, computer program, team of computer programs, or any combination of the previous.

As many long time members of this site know, I employ my own chess knowledge (1950 uscf with 30 years of playing the game), A super chess program that I wrote that knows how to draw even the toughest of opponents (it's win percentage is 3% its loss percentage is ZERO%, and its draw percentage is 97%), and an extensive understanding of psychology that allows me to manipulate my opponents. Combine these elements and you have me...THE UNMATEABLE ONE.

Please refer to The Big Showdown now. Look at the board. Do you all remember my number one chess COMMANDMENT? ATTACK THE CENTER NO MATTER WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU. Ignore attacks on your pieces elsewhere. DO NOT defend in ANY circumstance unless there is a check upon you. Look at my pieces PUNISHING the center. Look at how my king is running about without a care. I am dividing and conquering. Look at my development, it is like a spear pointing at their heart. Look at my IMPENETRABLE pawn wall. I dont care a hoot about his king. Going for the king is not what it's about.....at this point.

Now, Team lightforce is no slouch. Last I heard there were dozens of people on that team, many running deep fritz and rybka. Look at how just little old me and my homemade program LURED them in. Like a spider luring an ant. They want my king so bad that they and their "commercial" chess programs couldn't see what I had in store for them. Do you see it? They just LOST their rook when I get my turn. I am attacking the Queen AND the ROOK. Too bad I'm not planning on going on vacation so you can DENY me a vacation and take the "win" like team chess.com did. SORRY.

17 moves into the game and it's all but OVER. DOZENS of top notch computer programs couldnt manage to pull off even a draw with me. Heck, my win percentage may go from 3% to 3.5% now.

Remember my rules. NEVER DEFEND, The top chess players in the world were NEVER known for their defensive playing. Develop your pieces toward the center, or at least have them attacking central squares. The fianchetto is more often than not the kiss of death when developing pieces. Push to the center, good things will happen. King safety is overrated. Use the king as bait. Bring him into the fight and gain an advantage.

I suspect team lightforce will resign shortly. When they do, is there any TEAM out there that has the GUTS to go toe to toe with the UNMATEABLE ONE?