i can't escape chess but i must!

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ethmel
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ilikeflags

ooh burnt

Conquistador
ethmel wrote:
ilikeflags wrote:

i've pretty much had enough.  chess is ruining my life and my marriage.  chess is my mysterious mistress.  i'm plunging deeper and deeper into her abyss.  i come home and my children stare into my face listlessly -- who is this man? they seem to be saying.  who is this man?  all i can think about are pawns and queens and pawns capturing queens and queens capturing queens and pawns passing pawns and pawns penetrating back lines over and over and over....  i need my life back.  i need more love in my life.  i need the embrace of a real queen.  help me work through this.  how do i quit?  can i quit?  will my wife ever love me again?  is quiting the right thing to do?  damn you chess!  save me!

Just close your account, do us all a favour.

I cannot, I am in too deep now.  I cannot pull out now.

ivandh

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

netzach

Kacie Marie is a great singer!

Eseles
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topJKMonkey

sounds like someone has an addictive personality

ilikeflags

i'm also addicted to nigerian email schemes and roasted almonds.

Elizabeth_Teri_Baker

I can't escape from chocloate but I must! Don't try to talk me out of it! = impossible (:

netzach

Been thinking about this addiction-process which can only be broken by self-discipline? (alien-concept that to some personalities)

Intend spending an hour or so on chess.com then before realising it four or five (or more!) have passed.

Whilst thinking drink coffee or wine. Smoke cigarettes incessantly. Eat biscuits and snacks. It's tough!

Dogsofwar420
bigpoison wrote:

Relationships are overrated.  People always want you to help them out and shit.

I say, sever all relationships with real people and just play chess against a machine.  That's what life is about!

I stand firm with this guy !

varelse1
ilikeflags wrote:

i've pretty much had enough.  chess is ruining my life and my marriage.  chess is my mysterious mistress.  i'm plunging deeper and deeper into her abyss.  i come home and my children stare into my face listlessly -- who is this man? they seem to be saying.  who is this man?  all i can think about are pawns and queens and pawns capturing queens and queens capturing queens and pawns passing pawns and pawns penetrating back lines over and over and over....  i need my life back.  i need more love in my life.  i need the embrace of a real queen.  help me work through this.  how do i quit?  can i quit?  will my wife ever love me again?  is quiting the right thing to do?  damn you chess!  save me!

OP needs to enroll in the WPPP

WoodPusher Protection Program.

Elizabeth_Teri_Baker

^?

chasm1995

You realy have no life.  If this was true, your account would have been shut by now, you troll.

netzach

truthfully every single person in the forums is troll? despite accusations bandied about this way or that.

winerkleiner

A farce from the start, how can people not see this?

breakerofwind

Exactly, winerkleiner.  This is entertainment, just like the Jodie Arias trial in Arizona.

ilikeflags

everyone is distracted by wienerlicker

chasm1995
ilikeflags wrote:

everyone is distracted by wienerlicker

Yes, we are all distracted by your trolling forum.

winerkleiner
ilikeflags wrote:

everyone is distracted by wienerlicker


Lol I think ilikeflags likes me and my name but is too afraid (or ashamed to admit this).  Heehee

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