I challenge Magnus Carson to a match handicapped

Under these following conditions:

1. I play with only king and queen and I get to choose to take away 2 of his pawns

2. 100 1/0 bullet games and I play all as white

3. Fide rated

4. If I win the match I get 1 million dollars and the grandmaster title

right

I am waiting for his reply

I want a real televised match

Who is Magnus Carson?

Who is Magnus Carson?

Op did say handicapped... 

Back it up, Terry.

tell me what's wrong here...

derf

What two things are wrong with this position?

A.) You posted it...

B.) 

b) The white side has 16 pieces, not 2.

Dont post that I dont want magnus to see it

:/

This is easy I guarantee victory in 1 move

Carlson plays as black you play as white with nothing but king and queen

take away f and g pawns

one your first move play Qh5#

you have just beaten carlson

EZ