I CRUSH TROLLS IN CHESS

BUDDY OL PAL LORDOTHEONIONS YOUR ALL TALK NO ACTION SO ARE WE GOING TO HAVE SKULL CRUSHING CHESS MATCH YES OR NO

BUDDY OL PAL LORDOTHEONIONS YOUR ALL TALK NO ACTION SO ARE WE GOING TO HAVE SKULL CRUSHING CHESS MATCH YES OR NO
I repeat... ARE YOU EDDIE VERDA?

I know who EFV1728 claims to be.

Eddie F Verda, the one and only. He's a real chess veteran.

You should seek counseling for your obvious deep-seated hostilities, probably related to childhood trauma. I'm not taking private clients right now, but I could get you some referrals.
'Their'. Some punctuation would also add clarity. Your caps lock is still on.