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Avatar of MarkofGreatness
Why is the can a pawn only take diagonally. It’s so stupid. Che’s is supposed to be like a war, but in a war pieces kill forwards, not diagonally. If chess was like a war, all the pawns would kill eachother, the bishops would run away the queen would make out with the king in a castle
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I would be sorry for the whole post, not the typos
Avatar of NikkiLikeChikki
Why can castles move? Why are bishops on the battlefield? Why do horses move like an L? How does a soldier going all the way to the end of the battlefield get to transform into either the king’s wife, a horse, a building, or a leading member of the church?

Oh yeah, it’s a game.
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MarkofGreatness wrote:
Why is the can a pawn only take diagonally. It’s so stupid. Che’s is supposed to be like a war, but in a war pieces kill forwards, not diagonally. If chess was like a war, all the pawns would kill eachother, the bishops would run away the queen would make out with the king in a castle

I had a mild stroke reading this.

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Bro your an idiot
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It’s a game it would so boring if it was realistic
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Whats stopping you from making your own game? I have a feeling it would be a big hit. But only if you make it in a war style. Best of luck !

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NikkiLikeChikki wrote:
How does a soldier going all the way to the end of the battlefield get to transform into either the king’s wife, a horse, a building, or a leading member of the church?

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That's the problem with today's trolls, no stamina.

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Ubik42 wrote:
I would be sorry for the whole post, not the typos

That made me laugh. 100% correct.