I GOT 1000 ELO IN CHESS AND IM 10 YEARS OLD!

I reached 1050 rating and going up at age 9 so don't think you're the best at this
I beat Magnus Carlsen 5 times when I was 2, so I don't think you're the best at this.
I beat stock fish as a sperm cell so I don't think you're the best at this.

I got out of my pregnant mother's belly 35 minutes ago and I am rated 1600...
But can you beat Alpha Zero without half your brain?

Bruh the mods fr sitting on this
We are just messing around, nothing bad happening

The mods must be sleeping
No, they know that this isn’t worthy of a lock.
Not anymore, but It would definitely be possible a few days ago per the "personal attacks" and "off topic" rules.

Actually, going outside and playing is more important than playing chess.
your american so the only place you have been to outside was mcdonalds
ROASTED
Early ratings are not reliable. The OP played the Fools Mate against the same opponent 4 times and reached 1000 in bullet. Then his rating went down when he faced other players. I just want the OP to realize that it is not that easy & should learn some different openings if he wants to be a true 1000 elo. Kids learn quickly especially if they have a coach, or else study the lessons available on chess.com or elsewhere.