I got a new hamster

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Moby1199

So I has a hamster Gilbert but then I got Moby

EscherehcsE

Now you need an engine to go with it:

https://web.archive.org/web/20130127073337/http://www.ascotti.org/programming/chess/hamsters.htm

The_Ghostess_Lola

Are they getting along ?....Smile....I hope ?

kleelof

Do they have a FIDE rating? Otherwise, you're not allowed to post about them.

bulletboyz
kleelof wrote:

Do they have a FIDE rating? Otherwise, you're not allowed to post about them.

LMAO.   Good one.  Would have to have been on the forums today to get this one

EscherehcsE
tigerprowl wrote:

It shows Hamsters is 2618, why not get Stockfish instead?

http://www.chessdom.com/bouquet-chess-engine-3000-elo-makes-debut-at-tcec/

Hey, you got somethin' against hamsters?

UltimateCheckmates

I had hampsters when I was a kid but they ate each other.

KvothDuval

well hamsters arent guinea pigs, but I guess it will do...

kleelof

Hey, I think Mobys hamster DOES have a rating:

http://www.chess.com/hamster-beats-carlsen-and-receives-30001-fide-rating/

Jimmykay

I got a new hamster today too! I filleted it, let it marinate, in chianti, garlic, and ginger, then let it slowly roast. I served it on a nice bed of mixed greens and sprinkled a rasberry viniagrette over the top and served with Japanese rice on the side with some garlic-roasted asparagus.

But I think I over-cooked it! I had a 12-ounce hamster at 350 degrees for 20 minutes.

Is this too much?

kleelof

Where in the world did you find a 12-ounce hamster? That is a hell of a big rodent.

Jimmykay

Kleelof

Good question. I buy my hamsters from a hamster farmer who genetically engineers them, and feeds them a diet designed specifically to increase their muscle mass for consumption by gastrophiles like myself.

Hawksteinman

UltimateCheckmates wrote:

I had hampsters when I was a kid but they ate each other.

Lol

Senator-Blutarsky

"That boy has a hamster!!! That boy has a hamster!

He ate my tart!"

class_z_player
brumtown wrote:

UltimateCheckmates wrote:

I had hampsters when I was a kid but they ate each other.

 

Lol

- Now THAT is Chess!

Hawksteinman

The title is a bit...

... RANDOM!!!

Mrmath

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UltimateCheckmates
brumtown wrote:

UltimateCheckmates wrote:

I had hampsters when I was a kid but they ate each other.

 

Lol

Why you laughin'?  They were my beloved pets and I am still sensitive about it.

AlCzervik

I think psychologists recommend a grieving period of only 2-5 years for hamsters.

UltimateCheckmates
AlCzervik wrote:

I think psychologists recommend a grieving period of only 2-5 years for hamsters.

Mine recommends Lorazepam.