I don't mind the achievements. For players like me, this is the only way we will ever achieve anything in chess.
I hate achievements. Remove them! Please. Please. Please.
I want a 'no achievement' achievement. It should keep appearing and disappearing and reappearing and ...
It would form a heartbeat keep alive mechanism with the server. Maybe my bullet performance will improve. Maybe my life will get better. Or not.
Queen-for-a-day for blundering away your queen in 10 games.