Almost everybody starts with 1.e4 and 2.Nf4. Well, i dont like playing against these players. I know only 1... c5 and 1...e5 and i like neither of them, maybe a little bit more the c5 option... any opening you would reccomend me?
Might want to rethink that thread title. How about "I hate playing black" instead of "I hate being black"? )
I predict... vulgarity. You really can't blame people if things get out of hand.
/ It is impossible to play 2. Nf4.

I told them to "line up alphabetically according to height".

Almost everybody starts with 1.e4 and 2.Nf4. Well, i dont like playing against these players. I know only 1... c5 and 1...e5 and i like neither of them, maybe a little bit more the c5 option... any opening you would reccomend me?