Is that real poop?
Not sure. It seems to have that classic 'Dairy Queen' swirl and taper at the end.
I've never seen a real poo that had that. And the texture is a little strange as well.
And the Bristol Stool Scale has nothing like it.
It's a devilish poo for sure.
Type 3
I was thinking type 4, smooth and slightly tapered at the ends
THIS IS QUITE UNRESPECTFUL, YOU ARE IN MY BLACK LIST
Oh, I would think I'd have been on your shitlist. 
Don't eat the green potatoes man.
GWAR is better.
Don't eat the green potatoes man.
Is that like steak or fish on an airplane?
yes.
is surf and turf kosher if it's on an airplane?
Dunno
No. It can't be. Surf and turf isn't kosher anywhere. Dang it, you didn't laugh.
I am unfamiliar with some of the rules of kosher. FYI, I looked it up, then laughed.
Oy vey, I'm not even Jewish!
Is that real poop?