Americans, like myself, rely on castling pretty early in the game.......
I'm new to game. How do you castle? I tried and it wouldn't do it...

That looks a little like "Can you figure out the secret word?"
or
"Gah, yuck; yogurt-secreting wart?"

Yes and sorry to mention my boils AGAIN...
Oh, don't worry; I wasn't going to pus-tulate on why you were bringing it up.

Or did you get that from Google translate?
Nope, it's all me! Google Translate only has human languages so far, so it wasn't any good here.

Castling is for sissies You need a frontal attack and dont bother about defending the king ...
That's how I always do it!

I love castling! I am NOT a sissy AND you spell the number 2 TWO. Thank you, though....
Hey, Flying Tennis, CASTLING IS FOR SISSIES.
Read the thread below.
Be a man. Play with courage. Face to face. No cowardice.
Castling is for sweet-girls-with-pinky-lipsticks.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/castling-is-for-sissies

Or did you get that from Google translate?
Nope, it's all me! Google Translate only has human languages so far, so it wasn't any good here.
I have a complaint about Google translate. They do not translate Northern Slobbovian, which happens to be my native language. I have complained to Google about this and they have chosen not to reply. I have complained to the staff here at chess.com and they did not reply. I have even written a letter to the White House and they didn't reply. You know, of course that this means war!

ONLY ME AND THOSE OTHER VOICES IN MY HEAD. is it bad if I give you all different voices? and most of them sound like Hitler or BARNEY . well... some of you sound like mike Tyson... but I don't listen to them

ONLY ME AND THOSE OTHER VOICES IN MY HEAD. is it bad if I give you all different voices? and most of them sound like Hitler or BARNEY . well... some of you sound like mike Tyson... but I don't listen to them
Woops, I see Netherlands. Now I remember, you guys don't castle.....