I'm new to game. How do you castle? I tried and it wouldn't do it...

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TennisDame

Woops, I see Netherlands. Now I remember, you guys don't castle.....

TennisDame

Americans, like myself, rely on castling pretty early in the game.......

TennisDame

KingTrader, do you speak that strange language that South Africans speak?

TennisDame

What's it called?

KingTrader

Gghjk ioue kjf ghurt sretc wert?

BlargDragon

That looks a little like "Can you figure out the secret word?"

or

"Gah, yuck; yogurt-secreting wart?"

KingTrader

Ah a fellow linguist who can talk the talk...

KingTrader

Yes and sorry to mention my boils AGAIN...

KingTrader

Or did you get that from Google translate?

gerberk

He is a sissy...

BlargDragon
KingTrader wrote:

Yes and sorry to mention my boils AGAIN...

Oh, don't worry; I wasn't going to pus-tulate on why you were bringing it up.

BlargDragon
KingTrader wrote:

Or did you get that from Google translate?

Nope, it's all me! Google Translate only has human languages so far, so it wasn't any good here.

DrFrank124c
gerberk wrote:

Castling is for sissies You need a frontal attack and dont bother about defending the king ...

That's how I always do it!

MarcoBR444
tennisfly wrote:

I love castling! I am NOT a sissy AND you spell the number 2 TWO.  Thank you, though....

 

Hey, Flying Tennis, CASTLING IS FOR SISSIES.

Read the thread below.

Be a man. Play with courage. Face to face. No cowardice.

Castling is for sweet-girls-with-pinky-lipsticks.

 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/castling-is-for-sissies

DrFrank124c
BlargDragon wrote:
KingTrader wrote:

Or did you get that from Google translate?

Nope, it's all me! Google Translate only has human languages so far, so it wasn't any good here.

I have a complaint about Google translate. They do not translate Northern Slobbovian, which happens to be my native language. I have complained to Google about this and they have chosen not to reply. I have complained to the staff here at chess.com and they did not reply. I have even written a letter to the White House and they didn't reply. You know,  of course that this means war!  

gerberk

Thank you Marco....sweet chicks with pinky lips castle.............A real man goes for the kill....

edi02
Reply to post #20: no,nobody seems to help OP
Yat531st

ONLY ME AND THOSE OTHER VOICES IN MY HEAD. is it bad if I give you all different voices? and most of them sound like Hitler or BARNEY . well... some of you sound like mike Tyson... but I don't listen to them

Yat531st

Yat531st wrote:

ONLY ME AND THOSE OTHER VOICES IN MY HEAD. is it bad if I give you all different voices? and most of them sound like Hitler or BARNEY . well... some of you sound like mike Tyson... but I don't listen to them

OH... poops . that was my reply to #20 if anyone really cares at all... I'm going to go eat worms

Bilbo21

you have to move the ponies out of the way before you can castle.