The Only Grave You'll Ever Need... 100% Guaranteed for the Life of Your Corpse!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lqgGBLQC70
I need a good slogan for my firm
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Oct 29, 2013
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zealandzen schreef:
Thank you! Please come again.
YES , very very nice. I will get payed double. I love the money of the dead people.
Coming from "Down Under" gives you a head start on my thread . We both seem to like the smell of earth and a freshly dug grave.
Haven't I buried you before , you smell familiar.
"Satisfaction guaranteed or loved one will be cheerfully refunded."
You'll never regret
Coming to
Pelly's Parlour of Peace.
Oct 29, 2013
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#26
The competition in my business is killing. Last month , when that train derailed in midtown Angort near Belgium , a sloppy compagny from Brussels got there first. In totall they burried 17 deads and two survivors.
You could ask Dolly Parton to sing "Working nine to five", with adjusted lyrics:
We're working nine to five, making sure that your not living
You just breath the last breath that you have been given
nobody cares about a 'catchy' slogan when making funeral arrangements
Oct 29, 2013
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#29
@jeroen said :
.... We're working nine to five, making sure that your not living ....
Excellent , never expected that of a Dutchman.
I envision :
Pelly's Parlour of Peace..... Working nine to five, we make sure you're not alive ....
pelly13 wrote:
The competition in my business is tough. Last month , when that train derailed in midtown Angort near Belgium , a sloppy compagny from Brussels got there first. In totall he burried 17 deaths and two survivors.
Always good to make fun of the Belgians. Here's another one:
A Dutch guy walks in to a bar and says "Who wants to here a joke about the Belgians?" One of the guys at the bar says "Not me, I am from Belgium". The Dutch guy says "O, then I will tell the joke really slowly".
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#33
Lou-for-you schreef:
Did these belgians not beat the dutch at football last time?
Don't start stirring the poopooh here Lou. We Dutch and the Flamish Belgiums get along fine with each other. You better think of your uncle Lou Reed and take his advise : Take a walk ... honey .. colored gal say ...
Oct 29, 2013
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#34
"Rest in peace in our wormhole and we will take you to the other side"
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#35
SandyJames schreef:
"Rest in peace in our wormhole and we will take you to the other side"
When I said we wanted to modernise , I didn't mean to go as far as this hightech way. Until it is proven to be possible to "bring them over" , we refrain from false promises to our customers.
I collect all the fat worms I find and let them bread together. I hope one day I can dig a grave without using my hands. I let my slaves , the giant worms do the job for me and no GreenPeace can sew me for that. They love to dig dirt.
Oct 29, 2013
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#37
pelly13 wrote:
Lou-for-you schreef:
Did these belgians not beat the dutch at football last time?
Don't start stirring the poopooh here Lou. We Dutch and the Flamish Belgiums get along fine with each other. You better think of your uncle Lou Reed and take his advise : Take a walk ... honey .. colored gal say ...
Really? The Flemish do not think that you guys are are bit direct and loud? They seem to think that you are a bit avaricious, that your food is not very good and that you all drive through their country with a caravan :-)
Oct 29, 2013
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#38
@Lou-for-president said:
Really? The Flemish do not think that you guys are a bit direct and loud? They seem to think that you are a bit avaricious, that your food is not very good and that you all drive through their country with a caravan :-)
What you say the Flemish say of us is right , we do that. When we want to go from Amsterdam to Paris , then Belgium is in our way and we shout at them because they're slowing us down for nothing.
So what's the point. Is there a question here , or can I go on with my life ?
@UnderstandingTheMoves:
I like your : Pelly's Peace Parlor . It is nice and catchy and will upset my dad . I was asking for a slogan , but having this as compagnie-name will really get me into some meat .
I like your slogan too . The second part is perfect , or would Rests be even better. The first part , nah , ...