I cannot play chess while eating pineapple. I love chess, but I also love pineapple. But if I play chess while eating pineapple, my brain goes fuzzy and I can't think straight. I have gone to therapy for my pineapple addiction but the doctors say I'm a lost cause. I even went to the center of the earth to pray to the pineapple overlord but no avail. All help is appreciated and welcomed. Thanks in advance and may the pineapple overtlord have mercy on you.