I need someone to give me a gold membership...who can give me one?

try convincing your parents or whoever. its not polite to ask someone to gift you membership. but, I hope you get membership in near future.

I'll give you a gold membership if you give me a Dodge Viper. It needs to be painted silver and have a state-of-the-art sound system.

Ima child. Why in the whole wide uinverse would I have a credit card?

Ima child. Why in the whole wide uinverse would I have a credit card?
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I need urgently to become SA. I need sponsors. This is not a fraud, NOT A FRAUD...
That, surely, is a joke.

Let's get back to the original premise-- that you need to become a special admin. Why do you need to be a special admin?
Is it because you want to change the wallpaper? Are you some kind of decorator?
Sounds like fraud, 🤪😝🤪 lol