A case of Cherchez la femme.
How many toy stores are there in Holland?
If it was there.
Not an easy case come to think of it.
May never be solved.
Get Ashley on the case. He has a way of getting information out of Carlsen.
I saw Magnus Carlsen today!
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THIS IS SO FAKE..... SAME STORY TOLD MULTIPLE TIMES BY FAKERS
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-players/i-saw-hikaru-nakamura-in-a-grocery-store-yesterday
It’s not even original to the idiot who posted it about Nakamura.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-saw-flying-lotus-in-a-grocery-store-copypasta
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-saw-flying-lotus-in-a-grocery-store-copypasta
I still believe the OP
robbie_1969 wrote:
I still believe the OP
Me too...Um, please excuse me so I can plant these magic beans that I just bought from some nice guy that knocked on my front door.
Woa magic beans, amazing! Watch out for beanstalks, giants and geese that lay bitcoins!
Even Robbie is starting to waver now, I see.
Could have been a Carlsen lookalike, or a bitcarlsen.
I3ockpec wrote:
THIS IS SO FAKE..... SAME STORY TOLD MULTIPLE TIMES BY FAKERS
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-players/i-saw-hikaru-nakamura-in-a-grocery-store-yesterday
Good find. The poster is a F A H
Fe, fi, fo, fum comes into it now. This case may never be clouseaued. The OP definitely opened a can of beans.
Or the OP is simply trying to divert attention away from the Nakamura case.
a bitcarslen lol, a can of magic beans
nice joke for when I can't get to sleep
AnuJoesph wrote:
I saw Magnus Carlsen at a toy store today. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen chess sets in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the sets and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each set and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
of course!
Wow!
Wow,it sounds like one of the Silman's anecdotes.
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus!
You're right cam777, most people here are so dumb they don't even get the joke.
Two truths:
1. Common sense isn't common.
2. Ignorance is bliss.
AnuJoesph wrote:
You're right cam777, most people here are so dumb they don't even get the joke.
It's not that we don't get it. It's just not funny.
Easy way to find out if this is true or not. Ask Carlsen!
Or the girl at the toy store.