I want a title

  • #101

    This book explains why I'll never have a chess title.

  • #102

  • #103

    For the married folk.

  • #104

    This author read Bradbury's book.

  • #105

    For those we think shouldn't reproduce. Let's vote.

  • #106

    I'm a master of many languages. I'm a cunning linguist.

  • #107

    Careful AlCie we don't want this title

  • #108
    Dischyzer wrote:

     

    I'm a master of many languages. I'm a cunning linguist.

    So is Colonel Angus.

  • #109

    Ah yes. No one attacks the flanks like Colonel Angus.

  • #110

    My name change doesn't quite look right to me...if I had to describe it, well it looks home made.

    ___FN___ maybe ? Unfortunately spaces are not allowed.

  • #111
    FelixPlatypus wrote:

    no AlC, he's a cunnilingust.

    Now I know why my "friend with benefits" wasn't laughing when I started speaking in french. 

  • #112

    Join the French Foreign Legion.

    Titles include but not limited to:

    1.Engagé Volontaire

    2. Legionnaire 2e Classe

    3.Legionnaire 1e Classe

    4Caporal

    5Caporal Chef 

  • #113

    Number five is the most interesting.

    Caporal Chef(not a cook) but . . . 

    Chefs cook food to eat. Colonel Angus eats black meat. Black Angus. He liked it cooked En Crout. He ate the crap out of it, and in the end was not in the French Foreign Legion but had a French Foreign Lesion

  • #114

    lol ! Reminds me of a, true, story with a bunch of sailors on a ship. No one could cook, no one wanted to either. So they drew straws. The rule was that the first to complain would be the new cook. The food was horrible. Eventually one sailor had enough and shouted "This food looks like shit. it smells like shit, it even tastes like shit - But it's prepared very well !"

  • #115

    "This food looks like shit. it smells like shit, it even tastes like shit - But it's prepared very well !

    A big LOL!

  • #116

    As a prep cook, I laughed out loud at that.

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