i was expelled from chess tournament for farting. is it illegal?

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forgottenolive
syncker wrote:

every human does this numerous times a day most of the time we do not realize it

most of the time?  malarky!  Even when you're 80 years old, you'll know when you let out a steamy one.   Ever had a banana fart??

forgottenolive
polebuster wrote:

somehow without sharting i cant play chess

HAHA sharting.  I remember when my brother did that in the mall one time.  He was sick and couldn't control himself.  Poor guy, but yea, I laughed at him so bad.  When he got better he kicked my ass.  I always got my ass kicked when I was a kid.  They were all older and bigger than me.  

 

anyway, wow.  Why won't I just delete this

SuperSeth513
I was in a chess class and I ripped I big one, and every body stared at me😆
forgottenolive

Since we’re on this subject,  why do women’s farts have a stronger stench than men?  

 

I mean men’s farts are just horrible but a women’s fart? Vile.    

 

Every woman I've spoke to knows this!  

 

 

Witkrag
cottonsock wrote:
What a pathetic bunch of morons, you lot are . All you are doing, is showing other people on this site , who you really are . It’s high time this thread was locked 🔒
 
 
On this very rare occasion I tend to agree with your sentiments Cottonfrock.
But it begs the question of how you are going to conquer  your affliction of
being the biggest WINDBAG north  of the Congo River.Any suggestions Guys?grin.png

 

polebuster

cotton sock sharts a lot. he loves it.

Witkrag
ilovesmetuna wrote:
hey guys, socky comes on here breaking the TOS and blocks me because he can't take a dose of his own medicine, typical stuck up wimpy brit
 
 
Hear Hear! thumbup.png

 

Senior-Lazarus_Long
polebuster wrote:

I hope not

You can be expelled by the tournament director at anytime,for any reason,without prior notice.

Senior-Lazarus_Long

 And your entry fee will be forfeit.

PICKYOURPOCKET
ilovesmetuna wrote:
well the fat cat sat on a mat chit chatting his chat eatin a rat, woh yeaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!

 

Cats eat rats?  I hate rats.  Especially the ones who rat you out.  No one likes a rat.  

 

The movie ratatouille was cool, but they’re rats nonetheless 

Witkrag
Misslekid wrote:

Farting is when you have gas

 

Surely not?

By the way has anyone considered the introduction of a "Fartathon" at the

next Olympic  Games? Anyone suggest the basic ground rules?grin.png

 

polebuster

fart till u shart

PICKYOURPOCKET
ilovesmetuna wrote:
rule 1: armpit flapping leads to disqualification.

quite the distraction i'm sure.

Witkrag

Rule 2.This will focus on what type of food the competitors should consume before

the event.Possibly a good curry should line things up?shock.png

PICKYOURPOCKET
Witkrag wrote:

Rule 2.This will focus on what type of food the competitors should consume before

the event.Possibly a good curry should line things up?

BLECH!!!

Witkrag

 I don't think that the consumption of "B" would really enhance capabilitythumbdown.png

PICKYOURPOCKET

After eating Curry, I go "BLECH" - Then my clothes and house stinks for the next two weeks.   

polebuster

yesterday i sharted but not expelled

testaaaaa

how loud and how often?

polebuster

happy halloween. keep sharting.