When Chuck Norris plays chess, he simply calculates all the possible moves from move 1.
If Chuck Norris played chess...
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Deep Blue was actually Chuk's PC, Chuck Norris got rid of it after only 2 days, but it was enough time for the PC to learn chess from Chuck Norris .
I heard that once Chuck Norris came across Caissa when she was frolicking in a field and he made love to her.
9 months later Chess.com was born.
Chuck Norris once won a game with only 1 move and it was check mate
Chuck Norris takes gambits without being punished.
Isopofix wrote:
Chuck Norris once won a game with only 1 move and it was check mate
That's almost the same to what I wrote =/
chuck norris is to chess as
carl sagan is to wwf wrestling
Best Thread EVER!!
chuck norris opens with the roundhouse defense...
1 a4
2 h4
3 checkmate
There seems to be some confusion as to Chuck Norris' ability to use the 9th rank...
When you are in Mr. Norris' world ranks are referred to as degrees. You aren't man enough to go to the 9th degree with Chuck. (The squares are all black)
And remember, before the boogieman sleeps he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Great thread
When Conan O'Brian started playing random clips from Walker Texas Ranger, I realized it was hilarious. But at the time that show was the most painful thing ever aired. I mean here's the ladder of horror leading down to hell:
Knight Rider
A-Team
Brooke Shields' NBC sitcom
Wings
Designing Women
Walker Texas Ranger
Sex in the City
The Baywatch Nights spinoff show where Hasselhoff was a private investigator.
The View (Whoopie era.)
Small Wonder
Maury Povich
E.R.
Chuck Norris once defeated twenty grandmasters in a single exhibition, blindfolded. Their chess style was no match for his roundhouse kicks to their heads.
Once a great Chess Master succeeded to draw a game with Chuck Norris, Suprisivly he was missing for 37 years since that match.
It is impossible to play chess with Chuck Norris, nothing advances towards Chuck, EVER.
You are all funny...how you make me laugh...LOL
well i dont know about chess but I know that lightning never strikes in the same place twice because chuck norris is after it........
JenkinsaPDX wrote:
It is impossible to play chess with Chuck Norris, nothing advances towards Chuck, EVER.
Ha, ha, great.
Chuck can promote opponents pawns.
Chuck can allways chekmate in 2, allways!
if chuck norris would play chess, he would be chuck norris playing chess
what a stupid question....