kohai wrote:
Chuck Norris plays chess
Let us all give him a trophy and lose a game against him.
All praise Chuck Norris!!!
If Chuck Norris played chess...
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Dec 18, 2008
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Chess was originally named Chuck, but the name was changed to avoid confusion.
Chuck Norris is so tough, even his pawns have six-pack abs.
Chuck Norris is unbeatable in chess because there is only one king: Chuck Norris.
We have him playing here his moniker is toni deluca I think!!!! I kicked his ass!
Chuck Norris' pieces can't be captured -- just momentarily stunned.
Chuck Norris can promote his pawns to kings.
Chuck Norris: "Checkmate."
Opponent: "But the game hasn't even started."
Chuck Norris: "Value your spleen?"
Chuck Norris does not resign when in a losing position because Chuck Norris has never been in a losing position.
Chuck Norris doesn't resign -- he reloads.
PrettyGoPale wrote:
Chuck Norris: "Checkmate."
Opponent: "But the game hasn't even started."
Chuck Norris: "Value your spleen?"
This is my favourite one.
But this Chuck Norris guy sounds like a cheat, shouldn't we get Erik to ban him from the site?
Well, i dunno bout chess...
but i can tell you that there are no weapons of mass destructions in iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Texas.
To end the confusion on d9, that wasn't a typo haha.
Chuck Norris doesn't give blindfolded simuls, he gives sleeping simuls.
Chuck Norris perfers Knights cause their movement is most like a roundhouse kick
Chuck Norris says Mate in 5 before even starting the game.
Funny conversation this. Everyone is trying to outbrag each other on Chuck's account with really childish statements....
I think it would be Ivanchuck:
"Chucky, being the sensitive guy that he is, was distraught (eye-witnesses saw him kicking a concrete pillar several times in frustration!) and was naturally not particularly in the mood for a drugs test, thank you very much. Rather than submit to the required doping test he stormed off into the Dresden night to calm down."
This is a quote from chess.com article
http://www.chess.com/news/two-olympiad-scandals-7962
By sonofpearl
HI-YAAAAAA!!!!
Chuck Norris plays chess