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chuck norris vs a blender and bad guys
If Chuck Norris played chess...
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Jan 18, 2009
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#102
LOL!!! Good one Zanmi 
Bruce Lee still beat him -
I'd like to see Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris put into the blender and see who comes out.... I think Chuck would win since Bruce is dead (huge disadvantage for Bruce)....
Alex_Kovach wrote:
Here I'll give er a bump then... Hey Boogaloo, did anybody else ever answer the question?
Nope. You are still the only one. Hahahaha.
After reading these comments I now have to go to the hospital due to an exploded gut.
Chuck rules (he didn't pay me to write this) he used mind control.
chuck norris's tears cure cancer too bad he has never cried
chuck norris counted to infinity... twice.
Jan 18, 2009
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#109
In answer to your question, bobby fischer was chuck norris in disguise.
A true ninja...
Q:
How much wood could a woodchuck Norris Chuck Norris if a woodchuck Norris could chuck Norris wood?
A:
Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.
zanmi wrote:
In answer to your question, bobby fischer was chuck norris in disguise.
A true ninja...
I just knew it! Uh which one is Bobby? Left or right?
Lonewolfin wrote:
After reading these comments I now have to go to the hospital due to an exploded gut.
Chuck rules (he didn't pay me to write this) he used mind control.
At least you have a healthcare system/hospital in Canada to fix your exploded guts...
nice posts guys, some pretty good ones(((:
Chucks Pawns have Black belts. He once won the World Championship of Chess with a King,a knight, and a bottlecap.
What sort of bottlecap?
Jan 24, 2009
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#116
Nytik wrote:
PrettyGoPale wrote:
Chuck Norris: "Checkmate."
Opponent: "But the game hasn't even started."
Chuck Norris: "Value your spleen?"
This is my favourite one.
But this Chuck Norris guy sounds like a cheat, shouldn't we get Erik to ban him from the site?
No way Chuck Norris can`t be banned, He is the one baning Erik
Chuck Norris don't play chess. He NEVER play!
Chuck Norris once played a game of chess against Rybka and won, he simply opened with d9 and won on time while the computer analyzed potential responses.
Then, they played the next game, Rybka white. However, Rybka's king was so afraid that played 1. Ke0 (king e zero) and lost.
Feb 6, 2009
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#119
luisfranciscanora wrote:
aabbccdd wrote:
RoyalFlush1991 wrote:
Chuck Norris once played a game of chess against Rybka and won, he simply opened with d9 and won on time while the computer analyzed potential responses.
d9?
no 9th rank... (-_-)
This is why you are not Chuk - out of the box thinking!
Here I'll give er a bump then...
Hey Boogaloo, did anybody else ever answer the question? 