If you were a piece on the chessboard of life, which piece would you be and why?

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I would be the horse thingie, because it's the only one that makes sense, but I would be a magic horse painted pastel colors, and I would have the ability to fly and poop rolls of $100 bills

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Maybe this is a Unicorn or Pegasus?

You could also have a Dragon that scorched anyone that was nasty or too greedy (Bill Gates et al would be fine).

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nami_op wrote:

Knight. Absolutely. For its sense of freedom and the ability to jump over obstructions. Also, forking is sexy

Good point indeed happy.png

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rook, 

always the last to die.

(kings get checkmated in the middle game a lot so i wouldn't like to be a king)

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Make me the White King.  I get all the TLC and the other 15 White clowns do all the work!

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The knight, for the same reasons on post #25.

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 I'd be a Queen that can also move like a kNight & bounce diagonals off the sides if the board...

Ouch, I've just been scorched by a dragon cry.png, I'm having a cold shower now wink.png

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Brendan_UK wrote:

 I'd be a Queen that can also move like a knight...

Ouch, I've just been scorched by a dragon , I'm having a cold shower now 

I would chose that if it was an actual chess piece.

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fishingisfun wrote:

not the king it mostly depends on others for its life

 

I think I'd want to be the king.  Everybody always come to my aid and protect me.  They must love me very much. Isn't that nice?

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I'd be a bishop. Simply because I'd get to snipe pieces of the board.
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DynamiteDeba wrote:

Remember, Chess pieces change their value according the state in the game. "Chess theory", viz. opening, mid-game , endgame.

your implying that I'm not! can you prove that?

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Bishop. 

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I would be pawns because I am small <:}

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Queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Black)

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pawn 

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Bishop willing to sacrifice for others

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game clock.  keeping track of stuff for other people and having them hit me on the head anyway.

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Is princess possible?