I'm still here....watching

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cheater_1 wrote:

CASE IN POINT. Posts 2,3,4 have no value whatsoever. Zip. THey make no point, address no issue, and are nothing but a waste of time. They are the EPITOME of the average poster here. They have their select few people on their favorites list (I'm sure I am on theirs) and they lay in wait for me to make a post. They spend their valuable time to read my posts and then make comments like, "hahahhaha", or "Three periods in an elipsis, son." DUH. These are the kind of dolts that I have to put up here. Waste of space. And you all think I'm bad. HA!!! Try having an above average IQ (as I have) and trying to debate a 5th grader. It's tough, people. I have a hard time making a point of anything here because I may as well be arguing with a brick wall.

Can someone redeem the average user here and post something worth talking about?

 


 

Hey Cheater_1 here's something for you:

Watch out, lately I have been beat by some cheaters in a couple of games (I suspect they used computers). They were crushing defeats!! 

I don't think you're even the "best" cheater on this site.

Will you please create the "Ultimate Cheaters" tournament or something to settle the question of who the top cheater is at this site? 

Point is: You have taken upon yourself the title of "cheaters public speaker" so I would expect you to actually be able to beat other cheaters if you're so great a cheater. 

 


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Ouagodougou is the capital of Burkina Faso.
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did someone say tea.
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"I'm still here....watching"

How many fingers am I holding up?


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cheater_1 wrote:

blah blah blah ..... but rest assured, when I have somehthing important to say............I will.


I won't hold my breath


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claypot,

I assume 'boorish' refers to me. I think you have misinterpreted what I wrote, though understandably. In writing "How many fingers am I holding up?", what I was indicating was the lack of meaning any sense of "I'm still here....watching" has, other than conveying a sense of desparation in needing to be remembered. The initial thread from cheater_1 about his 'career of cheating' was mildly interesting, however, this thread and the other 'catch me if you can' attempt appear more parody of a villain than biography (even if the latter is fictional). By the way, I am not too sure it is a good idea to invest too much cultural capital in wine consumption and words such as 'boorish'.


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We need a page from Marvin Gaye here.

 

 

War is not the answer,

For only love can conquer haaaate 

You know we've got to find a waaay

To bring some LOVIN here today, ooooh

picket lines, and picket signs,

don't punish me with brutality

talk to me

so you can see

Oooooh, What's Goin On... 

Aaaaaiyyyayaaayaiiiayayayayayayaeee

Doo bee do, doo be be be do 


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i think i'm going to start a new website called "MyNeedToFeelSuperior.com". i have an idea of who i will hire to help me design the site...
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I have eight fingers and two thumbs.
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Why do we bother with this guy?  He craves attention. Just ignore him!  The best kind of treatment for his psychosis.
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and still he is feeding...
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Singa wrote: Why do we bother with this guy?  He craves attention. Just ignore him!  The best kind of treatment for his psychosis.

Close, but I would say he is manic depressive due to his grandiose thoughts about his above average IQ. Please cheater_1, we all love you but, for the good of the family, get some help.


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Do I smell an intervention?
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ajachi wrote: Do I smell an intervention?

 Yes, sometimes he walks up and down the streets and yelling that "no one cheats properly" and then he will stop people and tell them he has an above average IQ.


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Could be required.  I thought cheating was addictive and thus covered under his family plan's benefits, unless he is still in his waiting period...
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word...they should invent a new abbreviation for it - TTM.  Talk Too Much. or TMT.
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In response to CHESSJOE83: I know I am going to sound arrogant, but I WAS the best chess cheater on the entire world wide web from the years 1997-2006. I just don't devote the time, money and effort to it anymore. I was the dude standing in line to purchase the first DUAL PROCESSOR pentium machine and the latest version of Fritz just so that I could beat real life GMs on ICC. And I did. Did I mention that I was NEVER EVER mated by anyone those years? Oh, I lost on time thousands of times and lost on purpose when I was fine tuning my program, but I was never legitimately mated in nearly a decade. Where I work, we do computer animation for television ads and had computers that had terrabytes of RAM and processor speeds that made a dual pentium look like a snail (and cheated at work every second I got....getting paid to cheat, what can be sweeter?). I had tens of thousands of games saved and utilized the learning function after every game. I was UNMATEABLE. Did I mention that I never was in a losing position in a decade? Question my cheating prowess no more, friend. I was the best in the world and I can prove it by posting some game logs that I played on ICC where I mated legit 2400+ masters. But as I said, I have retired from professional cheating and now do it just for kicks. End of story.
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lol constitution based- all men are created equal = noone is worse because of their nationality, perhaps they never had a coach (not to say you need one) or for that matter saw a chess board
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No operating system can support a terabyte of ram (1000 gb)
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TalFan wrote: No operating system can support a terabyte of ram (1000 gb)

The ordinary laws don't apply for our distinguished friend...