Incorrect Chess Stalemate

How is this a stalemate?

Black's King can't move without placing himself in check and the pawn's progression is blocked by the bishop.

Then white wins by default surely?

It is a stalemate:

Ka4-rook

Ka6-bishop

Kb5-pawn,bishop, queen

Kb6 and Kb4-queen

pawn is blocked by bishop.

Result-stalemate.

Stalemate=draw.

Stalemates are draws. :(

Strange rules. I just dont understand them then XD

The black king can not move.I think that the stalemate rule is awkward.

Perhaps a better question is, why would you let this happen? I saw at least 3 mate in 1 or 2s. Why not play any of those?

Because I didnt see them till after. My first game of chess in a really long time. Playing with a friend on skype.

Haha, I'm sorry. Call me a noob :) Thanks for the info.

it is

Funniest game I've ever saw in my whole life ! :)

28... Qg1 is winner :)

Is this game for real? this is awesome!

Unfortunately, it is a real game. Both of us noobs, as you can tell. 

Don't worry about it you will improve quickly, that's how it is at the beginning, good luck!

OK, just so you know, 23 Qd8# is mate.

Thanks ori0, and cheers DaBigOne.

36. Qb5#

Sure. There's also 36. Bd2#.

But my favorite is 36. b4+ cxb (forced) 37. Bd2 stalemate (instead of the pawn being blocked, it's pinned.)