hi gg miserable as always i see. i stopped getting mad at a skunk for stinking up the room.
Inflame Your Emotions To Artificially and Temporarily Improve Your Game
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hehehehheheheheh spudnik!
Apr 22, 2014
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....in order to hyperoxygenate my brain....Well, don't overdo it and hyperventilate !....i imagine i am Jean Claude Van Damme....can you do the splits too ?
You're hilarious HF !....I'm loving these !....and yes, positive emotions are crucial to improving your chess....
....as someone once said of Bobby...."When he sensed the moment he burned with awesome intensity"....So, keep some gas in your emotional fuel tank and you'll do great....and love your forums !
lola u are ok with me
gg not only do skunks stinking up rooms have no claim to my emotional energy, neither do bears cr***ing in the woods, sharks tearing up naive obese swimmers on vacation at some exotic spot, etc. etc. Uwhat u are and u do what u do. That u choose to do it unfailingly on my threads is none of my concern.
hahhahahhahhaaha nice ass!
chess_gg is pro!!!
hi gg ooooooohhhhh very Satanic! Did u google Homeland Security Purchases 30, 000 guillotines yet? This is Because Uncle Sam is the bitch of Uncle Seymour and Uncle Seymour doesnt like to see anything go to waste. Other forms of execution destroy the vital organs. But guillotine makes a CLEAN CUT. It leaves the internal organs intact for ORgan Harvesting! Pretty funny ayyy?
uncle Seymour has started a Central bank in China. i was on "Liberty" street today down on the finacial district. It turns out the monolithic anonymous building on "Liberty" Street which houses the New York branch of the "Federal" reserve is right across the street about fifty feet away from the New York Branch of the Central Bank of China. Uncle Seymour has been selling trillions of US debt to the Chinese central Bank. So we are going to have to give evrything including our organs to the Chinese, never mind your house , land, car or any little farthing you may own. Uncle Seymour doesnt miss a sparrow peeing in the forest. right now Uncle seymour is selling us to the Chinese, and when the next 911 style false flag appears one day, the Bill of Rights suspended and the Constitution suspended, Uncle Seymour will show his true face behind the excuse of another Osama Bin Laden or Oswald type patsy and get those guillotines busy so that he can kill American patriots and still make a little extra by harvesting and selling their organs. Pretty funny ayyy?
Nahhh it aint so says gg as he post another twirpy liitle hostility!
A lot of rich chinamen have heart disease, kidney problemsetc. Uncle Seymours people need themand he willhave them from American Christian patriots. Ben Bernanke (the bitch of some unknown european basedbosses) will be gettin his p sucked by a courtesan when all this is going on. HE AND HIs PEOPLE WLL HaveA SPECIAL CELEBRATION AND BLEAt with joy over their latest exploit. The vast majority will have no clue what is going on. Pretty funny right Joe?
i thought you were once a soldier for Uncle Sam but did u know that everything Uncle Sam does is at the orders of Uncle Seymour? Uncle Sam has been Uncle Seymours bitch since they offed Kennedy.
Anyway we as chess players should have a grip on Uncle Seymours endgame for America.
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nice!
What i do now when i play David is to breathe forcefully, rhythmically and repeatedly through the nose or mouth in order to hyperoxygenate my brain. Then i focus with great intensity on the urgency and importance of winning this game. I imagine that Ben Bernanke is going to chop my head off with one of the 30, 000 guillotines purchased by Homeland Security and located at one of the 1, 000 fully staffed "secret" penal colonies all over America. (Google Homeland Security Buys Guillotines) With this dire and very REAL threat in mind i put on some previously chosen fast paced and inspiring music. Suddenly the 5 minute war begins and i imagine i am Jean Claude Van Damme after the bad guy threw poison in his eyes to blind him in BloodSport. Do u remember that scene? With that kind of intensity. I keep an avatar of an ancient chinese kung fu master , a little porcelain thing, as an avatar and i hold it in my hand. I yell out karate whoops Bruce Lee style when i make my moves. The results were that last night i won 3 blitz games in a row for the first time ever. Dave didnt like it one bit. But then he recouped and beat me 6 in a row, hyperoxygenation and karate whoops notwithstanding. I realized i couldnt keep up the energy. But i think im definitely onto something here. What about u Joe?