Is a Yogurt diet the way to better chess?

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Avatar of Griphin

I notice when I don't eat my game goes to pot (usually when I wake up), but eat an Activia yogurt and I win a lot of games, perhaps Karpov was onto something (shades of YogurtGate?!?).

Avatar of PlayByDay

Well, isn't Georgia famous for its yoghurt and have a lot of chess masters given their small population? You might be on to some thing here.

Avatar of Kbz10troy

What brand of yogurt are you eating?

Avatar of Carwasher_Superdrunk

No, the yogurt diet lags far behind my dietary choices for better chess. If you're interested in playing awesome chess, all you need are these special gummies. There is a secret ingredient *wink wink* that not only produces euphoria but will raise your performance rating by 200 points or more. (Side effects may include drowsiness, paranoia and a serious case of the munchies.) If you don't like gummies then brownies are an equally valid replacement.

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Technically, shouldn't munchies take care of themselves if you use "it" in the form of brownies or gummies?

Avatar of Zidanefre

Well if you’re hungry it’s probably a given that you’ll play worse 🙃

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Kbz10troy wrote:

What brand of yogurt are you eating?

Activia (good for the tummy with it's pro-biotics)