Bishop? Spanish Inquisition?
Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- *four* counts. Do you confess?
Wilde: I don't understand what I'm accused of.
Ximinez: Ha! Then we'll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch...THE CUSHIONS!
hahahahaha........just be NORMAL! If some guy says.....hey baby, want to see my bishop? omg.....hahahahahaha NOT APPROPRIATE!!!! I would not even bother answering.....be yourself.........good luck!!!!!!
"hey baby, i want to fork your whole family".
chicks love that one! just walk into any bar and try it out, you may be surprised!
I sense that he is barred from all the bars and he stumbled upon the local chess club whilst waiting for a taxi to take him home.
hahahahaha........just be NORMAL! If some guy says.....hey baby, want to see my bishop? omg.....hahahahahaha NOT APPROPRIATE!!!! I would not even bother answering.....be yourself.........good luck!!!!!!
Chess players.....normal???
You can always compliment her on her nice pair of pawns.
You can always compliment her on her nice pair of pawns.
Nice Chess set you got there ;) Mind if my bishop enter's the queens territory? :o
Tubetester, I think Annabella has another suitor...
Another happy marriage on Chess.com, nice...chess is sexy!
Are you trying to being normal Al? Anabelle likes normal!
Tubester tried to get me and a man together once.Hmmm..I think he's one of those voyagers
It was funny though...I had to take the flowers back n'send a tractor instead.
Ye i've known Vulpes for a while now...I was winding him up with the flowers.So if your out there renji...sorry!
chess has got to be the worse thing in terms of picking up on women... My question is: how do we make chess more friendly to picking up on the ladies?
Two words: Chess boxing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing
How about chess hocky where every captured piece is flicked off (the board) with a stick? Do they still play that in the states?
Bishop? Spanish Inquisition?
Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- *four* counts. Do you confess?
Wilde: I don't understand what I'm accused of.
Ximinez: Ha! Then we'll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch...THE CUSHIONS!
I didn't expect that.
Wayne Gretzky would be the GM.
you guys are awesome..I'm totally laughing...and I"d love to get to know Anabelle..she would have to be a billion times better than the greatest world champion ever (Tal but thats for a different discusion) to even come close her pulchritude!
Do you play hockey? On the chessboard?
"Wanna see my BISHOP?"