And (some) religion is rejected in the course of the argument. Well-played jomaje.
Of course, as the deconstructionists will point out, in Western languages we never fully escape the mind/body dualisms of the ancients. Our language is grounded in mythology rather than science. When the dictionary defines sport as physical, the term physical must be understood the way it is commonly construed within the tradition of mind/body dualism (i.e. muscular activity). You may reject this on empirical grounds, but everyday language is not empirical, despite the contrary claims of the lexicographers.
I want you to be right--I really do.
At least you've given us some decent syllogisms.
Speaking of religion, is it possible to be a non-practicing pastafarian?