I wish I could drink a beer and play chess, smoking a cigar. Those where the good old Army days! Now when I try and have my scotch at the board some one will complain, "Oh oh, he can't drink here there are children here, oh oh what about the children!" Like I'm gonna share with those little pukes! I dare you to try it, go to your next chess match with a beer, some one will throw a fit over it!
Walter, what the f*** has anything got to do with Vietnam?
Chess is officialy a sport.
And unicorns are officially the national animal of Scotland which means unicorns are real, chess is officially a sport, and my sciatica is all in my head which is why the pain pills don't help. Yeah right, kid, whatever.