Hang on I gotta play another game.
Wait for me. I want one too.
Haha, those lines are a translation of a letter Mozart wrote to his cousin. Apparently scatological humour was quite prevalent in Germany at the time, though Mozart may have been more expressive about it than most :P
I think it is....a good one!!!
I agree; if you have to have an addiction, you could do a lot worse than being addicted to playing chess! :)
Over the last 3 years I have been putting in two hours a day. Four per day, actually, over the last year.
A few rapid games here and there...then maybe hit some golf balls for an hour...then do some tactics training for a half hour...then mow the grass...then maybe read a chess book...then...
Wait a second! Hold the music! I think something is askew here.
Chess can be very addictive; it has the ability to shrink the entire world down to one small board and 32 pieces - a world in which you know how to act, in contrast with the real, physical world which can at times overwhelm someone.
Maybe this is why I am destined to chess mediocrity. I find the real, physical world incredibly easy to navigate and operate within, whereas I just can't seem to wrap my head around the tiny, closed system of the chess board. I'm neither a gifted genius nor a misfit savant. I'm hopelessly normal. Which means I'll probably never break 1400 in my lifetime... 
I allways loose to bichip 3 to Knoght 2 and I was shure that would be the one that made it in hte game to winn chek
i was wondering if therre is a chance to get the Konight t biship three and mov into the section tow and that would be helpfull if playng in hte computuer game or playing agianst the computurePlease be relevant, helpful & nice!
Maybe this is why I am destined to chess mediocrity.
Flee! Get out while you still can!
Well, no...there are no exact moves such as those of which I wrote. This was, afterall, a work of fiction. I inventedf the Triple Whammy, for example. However, some of the things that I wrote...Nimzo-Indian, etc. are real.
There is a Reti-Tartakower Vienna: http://www.lifemasteraj.com/old_af-dl/rettarrpg0.html
And, there is such a thing as a Windmill...a triple. I invented the quadruple. How it works is a closely guarded secret.
I wrote the first half of the story around 1970 and the second half around three years ago. My intention was to write a story about chess that might be of interest to non-chess players.
People around me kept telling me that chess is boring and that it would be impossible to create an interesting story for the general public.
Anyway, yes...Mozart. And, your last two sentences left me a bit befuddled. However, I deduced that you wrote it in the spirit of Mozart and his scatological humor. Then it made sense. roflmao
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1884718/?page=1