Is chess cool?

Groupies are awesome, too bad I have to hang around chess.com to find them. In the real world, chess doesn't attract the same number of hot babes hanging around Rockers, Rappers, and "A" list movie stars.

hey! i know chess!
therefore, i'm cool.
can't wait to work that schtick with the ladies. it's sure to get me halfway to first base.
i can actually describe funny times when someone wanted to castle! haha!! the hilarity of it is beyond cool!
en passant? allow al to describe how it works in a cool way.
for only $19.95 i can provide a platform of how to be a cool player.
for an extra $200 i can provide "groupies" that may make you forget about chess.
The secret that air conditioner companies don't want you to know. Chess is cool.
The secret that vacuum cleaner companies don't want you to know. Chess sucks.
Corporations hate chess. So many secrets. So much hate.
Hello
I think Chess is super cool what do you?