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pdela

I have to fess' up, I'm extraterrestrian

pdela

We are between you, behaving as normal people, ha!

TheGrobe
pdela wrote:
TheGrobe wrote:

You must mean Gin and Tonic.

The recipe for the Gin and Tonic is a no brainer! The name says it all!!!

So it would seem, but as it turns out all civilizations in the universe created a drink that was phonetically identical to Gin and Tonic (althoug the spellings varied) prior to encountering each other.  Makes sense that they'd have come here simply because they want to know what's in ours.

trysts
pdela wrote:
trysts wrote:

Pdela, for someone who believes in angels, your psuedo-skepticism on the matter of aliens is amusing. It must conflict with your religious beliefs or something?

Who told you I belong to any religion?, just cause I don't act as a reversed inquisitor......doesn't mean...

Oh, I'm sorry, pdela. So you're an atheist? Or do you just want to know if people are talking about you?Laughing

royalbishop
pdela wrote:

And wtf the aliens want from us? At most the recipe of the whisky and soda

Well they have Labor Day on their planet also. Sounded like a good idea so why not. We eat hambers and hot dogs they eat human brains and legs. They BBQ also.

Our bones are used to play their alien music. The fat of our skin keeps their face looking young. But before that we are on bikes which help give their ships additional power to travel great distances as they go green also.

December_TwentyNine

lol Royal Bishop. That is the craziest sh** I have heard all day. You make it sound like that you know from experience, that maybe perhaps you have vacationed to one of their home worlds and quite possibly went to an alien cafe or pub and played chess and socialized with them all night?

royalbishop

The Pope is an alien!

royalbishop
pdela wrote:

But really, why can't be they of spacecrafts of human origin, we can make all kind of suppositions.

They do not want to get Air-Jacked by terrorist. They saw what happen on 9-11!

TheGrobe

that would explain the pointy hat -- it's to hide his enormous cranium!

TheGrobe

By the way, why are almost all aliens humanoid in form?  Seems odd that if they evolved in complete isolation from us that they'd be so similar....

I know that there are examples of convergent evolution here (dolphins and fish, for example), but doesn't this seem a pretty enormous coincidence?  

Two legs, two arms, a torso, fingers, two eyes, ears, noses, mouths....

Irontiger
TheGrobe wrote:

By the way, why are almost all aliens humanoid in form?  Seems odd that if they evolved in complete isolation from us that they'd be so similar....

I know that there are examples of convergent evolution here (dolphins and fish, for example), but doesn't this seem a pretty enormous coincidence?  

Convergent evolution is caused by the exposure to the same environmental factors (for instance, a strong jaw to break bones of some animal).

It's hard to conclude of convergent evolution when life evolved from different planets.

 

(unles, of course, evolution is a hoax and Someone created identical planets for fun).

TheGrobe

Proof of intelligent design then?  Brilliant!

royalbishop
December_TwentyNine wrote:

lol Royal Bishop. That is the craziest sh** I have heard all day. You make it sound like that you know from experience, that maybe perhaps you have vacationed to one of their home worlds and quite possibly went to an alien cafe or pub and played chess and socialized with them all night?

Crap the cat is out the bag.

I thought somebody figure it and your getting close. Well most people are Bi-polar i am Quad-polar! Hence the reason for my name as a each side has a light squared and dark squared Bishop. Well i am also White and Black.

The Aliens caputed me back in 1811. They have some liquid that keeps you around for 1,000 years as i saw my Great great grand mom and bla bla. Well they got to poking in my brain with giving me shhh. And their kids thought it was fun to push my hairs back in side my body... dang that hurt worse than plucking them off, trust me. Well i love onions and put them in eveything i ate as much as possible. Maybe they were not aware of this food but they discovered it when they flipped me real hard on my stomach i let out a Big Fat Natural one!

They managed to contain it but found that in some way or form  that it(they used mutated ) in other parts of my body at the molecular level. The head surgeon yelled Reject Leper. And device automatically start putting me back together as they watched from the other side. I did not feel right. Then next thing i know i was on a UFO on auto pilot and dumped out over the ocean with no parachute.

Man was i happy to be back on Earth but time has passed and i made it to land. I saw a tall man that leaves on him. He just stood still with hands extended out and upward. Hmmm not a man. But it smelled delicious and tried to eat it from the bottom. Broke my teeth.... bla bla bla and now i am here.

Irontiger

royalbishop, you are a liar !

When aliens abducted me, they swore I was the first one to be abducted !

DrSpudnik

They told me they loved me. What a fool I was.

December_TwentyNine

Ubik42

I don't think the UFO's are extra-terrestial, I think they are extra-temporal. They are from the future. And they are looking for Sarah Connor. And they arent particular whether its the right one or not.

DrSpudnik

Maybe they just can't remember where they hid the diamonds!? Surprised

Ubik42

Here is the only photogtaphic evidence of time travelers, from the 1941 opening of the South Forks bridge:

Clearly, the man is out of time. Probably came from just a few years from now. Allegedly a second photograph showed him with an iPhone 7, but that photo mysteriously dissapeared from the archives many years ago. I am guessing it was just lost.

royalbishop

Well i know they are not looking for me! Wink

Now we have one on tv! Don Trump is an alien and we have known that for years. That hair is not real. He may have made his money from real estate but i am sure he did something to the competition. But he is cool as he like celebrity humans. He must like us so much that he lives here.

The Queen is also alien! Yes the Queen of England. Do i have to explain why she is an alien?