For a serious answer. About 35 years ago, when I was rated in the 1400s, I had a very good tournament game against a 2500 player (USCF). The game was even, but I lost on time. It was a complex position. It was before computers, so I have never put it up to see how the computer viewed it. So I think it is possible to get a decent game anyway.
Haha, funny story
It's more likely a 1300 will die facing a 2700 than win a game.