Hmm...I take it you're not an evolutionist!
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Why do you ask if you know the answer to your questions?
Why all the stalking and sneaking? You're a scoundrel, a novice.
You come to me, You say, Master, what is the secret.
Laughter. The secret is Laughter.
How did you get here you ask? This is much too easy to answer: you were attacking aggressively from drinking too much alcohol. This is an affliction you obtained million of years ago; it continues to plague you now, to this day, in this vessel. Do you wish to get better?
Joining this club, you agree to work towards Man's original state of Perfect.
Club precepts and rules:
1. Man, is not, an animal.
2. We, are not part, of the animal, kingdom.
3. We sit far above that crowd.
If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be the first person in the history of the world. -Lancaster Dodd