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@#4141 LOL
My wife was thinking about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 180 in about 3 seconds.
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started......
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect dear."And then the fight started...
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
Order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
The wife has been missing a week now.
Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
I'm an excellent housekeeper the wife said. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
I don't get the joke in any of the pictures from the latest batch.
Dec 22, 2014
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#4099
LudRa95 wrote:
I don't get the joke in any of the pictures from the latest batch.
I do :)
