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LudRa95 wrote:
I don't get the joke in any of the pictures from the latest batch.
Why not ask NobbyCapeTown? I also do not get some of them.
Post #4150 might be a newer interpretation of The Phamtom of The Opera.
The house upside down is usually a parody.
As for the ladies in the car this is self explanatory.
Post #4156 the sign says for our small customers and ther is a huge bottle of Metaxa standing high.
The shark picture perhaps is the fact that sharks have no gums while the picture exhibits huge gums.
Dr. Wudu family doctor first floor.
Fleischrippen is meat bones or ribs from baby beef I think, the picture is not ribs and is a piece of marbled beef to me it looks like rib eye.
The last one reads advertising (werbung) and schwulheft likely a mistake in spelling as the German word is possibly without the W.
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
A state trooper pulls over a car for speeding and the female driver says "I guess you want to sell me some tickets to the Trooper's Ball?" The trooper responded, "Troopers don't have balls, ma'am." After he realized what he said, he simply walked back to his car and drove away.
A blonde was trying to sell her old car but was having a lot of problems because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day she told her problem to a brunette that she worked with. The brunette told her: "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde: "Did you sell your car?"
"No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."
An elderly man was driving his Buick down the freeway when his cell phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
#4155 is supposed to say Meat Ribs from Beef. Fleischrippen vom Rind. However they typed the label as Kind which means child, usually human child.
don't get #4172
Wheelchair friendly, just don't let go
