Alright. So a guy goes to heaven. He sees all these clocks and wanders what's up? God sees his expression and asked him what was wrong. The guy asks what all the clocks were doing. God says they are there to keep me on track for who lies. He explained that every time someone lies it clicks twice. The man is looking through and recognizes his cousin who was always denying things. Sure enough it was clicking twice rapidly. The man wonders if he could ask about someone in particular. Hey God. Where's Obamas at? God looks at him and said its in Jesus's office. The guys like why? We use it for air conditioning.