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camberfoil

@macer75 Shhhhhhhhh

miggy2

why are so many jokes getting deleted?

miggy2

nope, still gone

MortalWombat

Deleted? Did you see it successfully posted then later it's gone?  If so then a mod likely deleted it (though if one did you should have received a message that it was deleted and why exactly).  This is in "Off Topic" though, which is lightly moderated, so that shouldn't be the case.  What was the subject matter of the deleted jokes?  Did it break the ToS at all?

craftsmanshipbymark

A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west. The barkeep asks "Can I help you?" The dog replies, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."

A_G_A

craftsmanshipbymark

A door-to-door salesman rings a doorbell. An 8-year-old boy answers the door in his bathrobe holding a bottle of beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other. "Hi there sonny," the salesman says, "Is your mother home?"  The boy just looks at him and then takes a long pull on the beer.  He belches loudly and then takes a big puff of the cigar.  He blows the smoke into the salesman's face and replies, "What the hell do you think?"

zungzak

Where is Nobby?

kiloNewton

Crazychessplaya

Crazychessplaya

Crazychessplaya

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macer75

lol @ #6562

A_G_A

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NobbyCapeTown

News : 'Man Attacked Doorman With Axe'.

Attacking a doorman is one thing, but attacking a doorman that's got an axe?

Hats off to the bloke.

NobbyCapeTown

Teresa Lewis has become the first woman in America to be executed in the last 5 years. Apparently she could have been spared execution if she had an IQ level below 70. Hers was 72.

You have to question the intelligence of someone who passes an IQ test knowing full well that if they do they'll be executed.