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A_G_A wrote:

"Son, I wanted to let you know that you were adopted," my dad told me.

"Are you kidding? Really?" I shouted.

"Yup, get ready," he said. "They'll be picking you up in about an hour."

I feel like that was from a YouTube video at some point 

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 ⤴ Lol...  😊 😂 

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What will do if you're in a car with  your dad driving and Rihanna's song "shut and drive" comes up on the radio and your dad asked you what the title of the song was.....? 

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Sucks. She should have made it 3/4 way to the shore and then turned back.

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Clearly someone put an already cooked egg on the laptop.

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Nobby! You're back!

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Nobby is back!tongue.png Thank YOU!

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That's actually a very cool bus.

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I did something nice for Jim, so he said "baie dankie." I said, "I don't want to buy a donkey. I would rather get a horse." Saw that the leader of the thread was from South Africa, so I had to throw in a bit of Afrikaans.