Jokes

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in only one move... a roundhouse kick to the face.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Lol, Chuck rules!

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