Jokes

Hell is German for bright, while dunkel is German for dark...

If the tattoo couple hug (if this wasn't a site with kids I "hug" wouldn't be my first word choice) would their ink smudge? 

That reminds me of this one chap who was so in love with his girlfriend that he had her name Wilma tattooed on his equipment.

One day he was in some public toilet and next to him at the urinal is this big African with Rasta hair and he happens to glance over and says

"Wow, what a coincidence. We both have special lady called Wilma and had the same tattoo idea."

"Listen up y'all. This don't mean Wilma man. It say Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day"

Lol, the pupil was coming out right also!

Yes, lol.

Cool pic of the Aerogel. But I must point out that, logically, if Aerogel is lighter than air, then it follows that the atmosphere would displace the material causing the Aerogel to soar to extreme altitude.

Just though I'd point that out.

Aerogel does not float, I googled it, and it boils down to the the square root of pie (steak and kidney - not chicken) divided by y=mc2 x speed of light/3. Bottom line, there is an explanation why it does not float, but I don't get it and I guess out of our 6 Million members there may not be many who do.

In any event, some more pics of this stuff...