Jokes

1 Jan 2014

http://mg.co.za/article/2014-01-01-kruger-park-elephant-shooting-sparks-outrage

I think I'm in musth today.

Mother-in-law?

LOL

P.S. About the elephant again. The photos I posted here I downloaded from somewhere in June 2012, so obviously the elephant incident must have happenend some days, weeks or longer prior to June 2012.  But from your link it seems likely that this may well be the same bull. Legally speaking, it is the same modus operandi and the evidence is prima facie or, as flung around lately all over in Cape Town, prime faeces.

I google imaged those pics, they are from Pilanesberg a few years ago. So, no, not the same elephant

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the jaw. Its decendants are known a giraffes.

When Ivanov cheats, he refers to Houdini.

When Houdini cheats, he refers to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with the sun.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris' truck has no reverse gear.

Chuck Norris only goes forward.

Well, I have never made predictions, and I never will.

Neither does Chuck Norris.

He DECIDES what the weather is going to be!

Bruce Lee is his master though.

Yes.

But the Red Sea only parted for Moses, because it mistook him for Chuck Norris!