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rooperi

1 Jan 2014

http://mg.co.za/article/2014-01-01-kruger-park-elephant-shooting-sparks-outrage

Crazychessplaya

I think I'm in musth today.

NobbyCapeTown

Crazychessplaya

Mother-in-law?

NobbyCapeTown

LOL

NobbyCapeTown

P.S. About the elephant again. The photos I posted here I downloaded from somewhere in June 2012, so obviously the elephant incident must have happenend some days, weeks or longer prior to June 2012.  But from your link it seems likely that this may well be the same bull. Legally speaking, it is the same modus operandi and the evidence is prima facie or, as flung around lately all over in Cape Town, prime faeces.

rooperi
NobbyCapeTown wrote:

P.S. About the elephant again. The photos I posted here I downloaded from somewhere in June 2012, so obviously the elephant incident must have happenend some days, weeks or longer prior to June 2012.  But from your link it seems likely that this may well be the same bull. Legally speaking, it is the same modus operandi and the evidence is prima facie or, as flung around lately all over in Cape Town, prime faeces.

I google imaged those pics, they are from Pilanesberg a few years ago. So, no, not the same elephant

NobbyCapeTown

varelse1

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the jaw. Its decendants are known a giraffes.

varelse1

When Ivanov cheats, he refers to Houdini.

When Houdini cheats, he refers to Chuck Norris.

NobbyCapeTown

varelse1

Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with the sun.

akafett

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he pushes the world down.

NobbyCapeTown

NobbyCapeTown

varelse1

Chuck Norris' truck has no reverse gear.

Chuck Norris only goes forward.

ilikecapablanca

Well, I have never made predictions, and I never will.

varelse1

Neither does Chuck Norris.

He DECIDES what the weather is going to be!

ilikecapablanca

Bruce Lee is his master though.

varelse1

Yes.

But the Red Sea only parted for Moses, because it mistook him for Chuck Norris!