A_G_A, you seem to have a fascination with contradictory signs. Did you post the one yet with the sign on the rehab center's lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?
That is true; I find contradictory signs hilarious. No, I haven't posted that one. Since, you mentioned it, there is no need to post it now.
Chuck Norris once smoked a cigarette.
The nicotine got hooked.