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Syd_Arthur

Chuck Norris once smoked a cigarette.

The nicotine got hooked.

A_G_A
A-J-S wrote:

A_G_A, you seem to have a fascination with contradictory signs. Did you post the one yet with the sign on the rehab center's lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?

That is true; I find contradictory signs hilarious. No, I haven't posted that one. Since, you mentioned it, there is no need to post it now.

camberfoil
A_G_A wrote:
A-J-S wrote:

A_G_A, you seem to have a fascination with contradictory signs. Did you post the one yet with the sign on the rehab center's lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?

That is true, I find contradictory signs hilarious. No, I haven't posted that one. Since, you mentioned it, there is no need to post it now.

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ProfessorProfesesen

Are you two the same person?

ProfessorProfesesen

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.

A_G_A
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A_G_A
ProfessorProfesesen wrote:

Are you two the same person?

No. If we were, we would have very similar ratings.

ProfessorProfesesen
winerkleiner wrote:

It confused me also.

It is a send-off of all the romantic cliches... usually the relationship is questionable...which some characters use for their recklessness...like a school teacher and a student ...or a wife and her husbands best friend etc...and a few films or novels or womens talk show try to really treat that claim seriously: "we never planned for it to happen"...and you can tell full well that they are playing naive and being innocent...and usually the audience starts showing sympathy....its love, what can you do?

....so here two buffoon bank robbers somehow manage to get themselves in a similar pickle...and use the same tact...."we are in love"Smile...

A_G_A

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Prudentia

1684 is funny :DD

A_G_A

winerkleiner
ProfessorProfesesen wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

It confused me also.

It is a send-off of all the romantic cliches... usually the relationship is questionable...which some characters use for their recklessness...like a school teacher and a student ...or a wife and her husbands best friend etc...and a few films or novels or womens talk show try to really treat that claim seriously: "we never planned for it to happen"...and you can tell full well that they are playing naive and being innocent...and usually the audience starts showing sympathy....its love, what can you do?

....so here two buffoon bank robbers somehow manage to get themselves in a similar pickle...and use the same tact...."we are in love"...

Ok I think.

HessianWarrior
dildokleiner wrote:
ProfessorProfesesen wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

It confused me also.

It is a send-off of all the romantic cliches... usually the relationship is questionable...which some characters use for their recklessness...like a school teacher and a student ...or a wife and her husbands best friend etc...and a few films or novels or womens talk show try to really treat that claim seriously: "we never planned for it to happen"...and you can tell full well that they are playing naive and being innocent...and usually the audience starts showing sympathy....its love, what can you do?

....so here two buffoon bank robbers somehow manage to get themselves in a similar pickle...and use the same tact...."we are in love"...

Ok I think.

Since when?

winerkleiner

You are a joke sir!

macer75

macer75

This one is less funny than alarming:

LudRa95

#1684, that's a lot of time for writing 100 words.

NobbyCapeTown

The thread I started will in 1-2 days will hit 50.000 views. With more people posting their stuff I guess 100.000 views is around the corner...

Please, funny stuff only...    Gangster granny is watching you...