Just got a free membership...a thank you note.

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Dubious-Duck

Every now and then, very seldom , words fail me. Like in this case. I am failed by words.

 

I just got a gift of a gold membership. Free. Given to me by Graham Dunn who must be a Prince of sorts.

 

I don't know how to thank you. This is the most spectacularly selfless deed of selflessness I have probably ever experienced apart from the time a 63 year old Mayan shared his smokes with me on a two week hike in the jungles of Guatemala only he eventually demanded I give him my knife which tainted the whole thing a bit.

 

It is so seldom anybody appreciates a rude knucklehead these days and Graham clearly has spectacular taste.

 

Just when the revolution was going through its darkest hour a titled member threw his weight behind the cause and now this.

 

To top it off chess.com sent me a personal invite to join the chess prodigy program.

 

Graham my very soul is currently standing in a circle applauding you.

 

Thank you.

 

 

Your faithful servant

 

Dubious-Duck

Dubious-Duck

Never a positive contribution to make, always negative and bitter, and this is why this type of thing has never happened to you kaynight, people like a doer, a builder, a leader not some sniveling little negative sniveling thing.

Dubious-Duck

Of course you would say that, which just makes you even more sad , I bet they offered you shares in the company as well. And what did you do with your alleged free account kaynight? Nothing ,that's what because you are not a doer or a builder. The only thing you have ever done is run to the mods.

Dubious-Duck

Coming here trying to cast a shadow over my shiny free golden star not realizing I am far superior to the regular paying members.

limber_up

Lay off the weed, bro.

popetonyson

Dude, lay off Duck, He's just super happy that he got a gift! And a nice one at that.

Dubious-Duck

Kaynight hasn't got the nerve to smoke weed,he is a weakling... he went to a gym once, heaved at the bar with all his might but the door just would not open.

Dubious-Duck

Thanks Slime , awesome name btw.

Cattus-Norweggicus

A great name for a moderator, so it's Dubious-Duck for President and Slime_Squasher for mod.

Dubious-Duck

Almost correct lastofthecats I will become Supreme All Powerful Beloved Leader and once I do Slime Squasher will be a mod.

Cattus-Norweggicus

A new order comes forth from a powerful dream. Lets turn on the juice and cut this damn dream loose!

nobodyreally

I'm afraid I have to step in at this point.

Kaynight was speaking the truth. He actually was gifted a free membership by another chess.com member. It happened on one of my threads.

This brings the two of you together in the  exclusive club of members who had their membership gifted by others.

Enjoy!

Cattus-Norweggicus

did it have something to do with validating the cliche "no pay no say" ? he still didn't pay for it though, it only looked like.

bunicula

Congrats and well deserved, supreme duck. Did k-nite create a thank u thread as well?

Robert_New_Alekhine

Hey there Ducky-Duck Quack Quack! You need more support for overthrowing erik? I"M ALL FOR IT! 

wolverine96

Congrats, Dubius-Duck!  That's pretty exciting.  I won my membership in a contest, and I was thrilled when I found out about it!

I must say, kaynight always makes me laugh with his quick-and-witty comments, and chess.com wouldn't be the same without him.  Just don't take him too seriously; he is one of the few good trolls out there.

By the way, kaynight, why did you block me?

bunicula

Faith is clearly lacking among the statisticians ...

Cattus-Norweggicus

too late, it's a Dunn deal.

Cattus-Norweggicus

i'll believe kaynight didn't Paypal someone to make it look like he got a gifted star if someone can prove man did not dance on the moon.

kco
theonlycatintheworld wrote:

i'll believe kaynight didn't Paypal someone to make it look like he got a gifted star if someone can prove man did not dance on the moon.

true, he could have gotten it from flight11 (another account of kaynight)