Kasparov arrested!

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johnmusacha
Here_Is_Plenty wrote:

How do you prove you havent bitten anyone?  Lie detector?  Plastercast of your teeth? A line-up with your mouth open?  Two little indents on their neck?  A muzzle that is rusted shut on your face?  Clear evidence that your teeth were surgically removed years ago?

You "prove" it in the negative -- as when the alleged "victim" cannot show any credible evidence of bites.  The plaster cast idea seems pretty crafty too--but it would have to be butressed by expert medical opinion.

ClavierCavalier

Dental records compared to the bite wound should work.  I'm assuming that by bitting this person, it would be hard and leave marks, and not some sort of a love bite.

johnmusacha

Yeah exactly!  Reference the Mike Tyson comment earlier.  Then Garry could get a tattoo on his face and star in "The Hangover 3."

Here_Is_Plenty
ClavierCavalier wrote:

Dental records compared to the bite wound should work.  I'm assuming that by bitting this person, it would be hard and leave marks, and not some sort of a love bite.

LOL.  A hickey from kasparov.  Truly a chess trophy.

mattyf9

Dental records compared to bite wounds?? Lolol. Priceless. I think you watch a little too much csi my friend.

ClavierCavalier

Never watched CSI.  So are you suggesting there is not a way to analyze bite marks?

ivandh

They could swab the marks and determine if the biter consumed Portuguese wine in the past week.

netzach

Yes... Good idea !

Iknowthemoves

This doesn't end well for Putin admin

mattyf9

Its called DNA. I work in law enforcement. He was arrested for hoolaginism which is the equivalent of disorderly conduct. Its nonsense. They're not going to analyze bite marks and call expert witnesses for a nonsensical arrest such as kasparovs. Its not just you bro I didn't mean to offend you. Everybody watches too much csi.

Walter0508

did he eat the finger, kasparov the hannibal lector of the chess world

johnmusacha

I didn't know Matty was a cop, but what he says makes sense.  I've had plenty of run-ins with LEO from the "other side" haha.

mattyf9

Never said I was a cop. You sound like a swell guy john lol.

johnmusacha

Ok sorry, yeah you can be in law enforcement and not be a police officer.  That's very true!  And thank you.  I like to think I'm a swell guy too.

netzach

You're the man John! Sealed

bemcertinho

Look, Joeydvivre:

You state: "The problem is not the brutality of the police..." "Police brutality is out of control everywhere and I don't really think that's the problem here."

Well... I say: civilization, as proposed by French Enlightment ideas, as seen by Thomas Jefferson, for instance, is regarded as the contrary of brutality. What you mean is that brutality is not a problem, since brutality should be accepted, whenever exerted against the "correct" targets of beliefs, of course according your beliefs, I suppose. Honouring civilization, I dare to say that brutality, here, there, everywhere, coming from police, churches, no matter where from else at all, whether in USA, Brasil, Russia, is always a problem. Precisely the basic problem along the process of  civilization. I do not believe one only word, one only story about this "pussy-song-chess-biting-political" affair but, brutality and banality cannot be identified in my mind. Music is full of themes on which improvisations are performed. Stories like this one, "Pussy Riot - Kasparovians", are only routine themes managed to perform, on them, routine improvisations of hate, jingoism, radicalizations of all sorts and the like. Web's most popular fabric, I agree.

bemcertinho

Oh, I see! Pedantic silliness may be a self-explaining concept, I agree. Pedantic silliness is something that, as soon as claimed, becomes a pedantic silliness.

bemcertinho

Yes! Joeydvivre, for a native romanic language speaker, as I am, reminds the French expression "Joie de Vivre" (Joy of Living), something that could be, I suppose, even the "inspirational foundations" of your nickname, after all French isn't yet a so dead language and you might know that. Where lies your "Joie de Vivre", Joey? You care about meds, but there's also "La joie de l'îvre" (the joy of the drunk). Have a drink and relax!!! Forget meds, bitings, riots ... Pussies, according to your orientation, may be connected to "La joie de vivre", as much as to "La joie de l'îvre".

ivandh
bemcertinho wrote:

Have a drink and relax!!! Forget meds, bitings, riots ... Pussies, according to your orientation, may be connected to "La joie de vivre", as much as to "La joie de l'îvre".

Translation: drinking and sex are fun. About all you need from that post.

netzach

Side-effects of meds are often ignored & rightly so. However should you feel the inclination to bite anyone after imbibing soluble-ibuprofen then read that leaflet!