Life of a Transexual Chess Player Pt. II: Competition

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BlargDragon
HueyWilliams wrote:

Or this:

 

This was the book that made me fall in love with wordplay. Years later my relationship with words became more serious. Fast forward to today and we're expecting our 4th child.

trysts

Laughing 

Transportsexual doesn't look right. Portsexual? That's not right eitherLaughing

trysts

It just seems like they should get cooler words than transexual. That word is pretty blah

BlargDragon

We could just add tons of flare to the word and go with something like T'randzscheksikal, give it wheels like it's rolling along a road, and give it a cool blue backlight.

trysts

Hilarious!Laughing

BlargDragon

If it's too futuristic, we could always use a Playbill font.

trysts

You know, bisexual needs a change too. Bisexual is like you hit the jackpot so it should have a cooler name like bunch-o-sexual! Something like that where there's some more billions of peeps to choose from!

bunicula

taransula

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/82/Ursula_Andress_in_Dr._No.jpg

BlargDragon

Like this?

trysts

Why did you become a dracula bunny, bunny?Laughing

trysts

Y'all are hilarious!Laughing

bunicula
trysts wrote:

Why did you become a dracula bunny, bunny?

after being snuffed a few times here, i thought being undead would save every1 all the trouble.

trysts

Undead bunny is pretty cool because it's not scary like undead people. It's kind of heartwarming knowing that some bunnies don't dieSmile

BlargDragon

I envy bunny. I want to live forever, especially if the price is simply being undead and having to eat large quantities of beta carotene or lycopene

trysts

Maybe he's the easter bunny? In the bible the easter bunny rose from the dead and healed all the leopards

BlargDragon
trysts wrote:

Maybe he's the easter bunny? In the bible the easter bunny rose from the dead and healed all the leopards

Oh yeah! Isn't that why leopards honor the Easter bunny by being eggscelent hunters?

trysts

It was in the parable of The Good Leopard

BlargDragon

There are so many big kitties in the Bible and all this time I had no idea.

Do you think the Easter Bunny forgives?

trysts

No, not that I'm aware ofLaughing

BlargDragon

Every day I grow more confident in my decision to reserve first-class tickets on the trip to hell.