LISTEN TO ME NOW!!!! and understand me later.

I need to SPELL a few things out for the DOPEY DOPES around here. The SHERIFF is getting annoyed and must break his silence. I have several items that MUST be clarified.

1) I ACCEPT team LIGHTFORCE'S challenge and will make my first move on SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 21, 2008. No team has stepped up to the plate out of fear...and that is perfectly understandable.

2) I REFUSE TO PLAY INDIVIDUALS. As I have said numerous times, I have never ever ever lost to a single person in my decade+ of internet cheating. Many GMs have felt my wrath...most notably Larry Christiansen. I derive no pleasure from beating single people anymore. I love the aspect of me vs. a team.

3) There is a little known background story to my first vote chess resignation. I have stated it several times in the past and will state it one more time for the slow learners. LISTEN UP!!!!!! The commandant of this site, ERIK, was under the impression that our vote chess game that was started in APRIL would not last into JUNE (it did). I told him BEFORE the game started that I would need to take a week off with NO MOVES in June. He said that VACATIONS IN VOTE CHESS ARE NOT ALLOWED and didnt think it would last over 2 months (it did). Several days before I was to leave for a week's vacation, the game was CLEARLY a draw, even though I was up on material. The game was over from my standpoint so I let my program make some risky moves to lighten things up thinking that the game would be adjourned the next day.

HA!! WAS I SURPRISED to find out that team chess.com wouldnt allow me a vacation and INSISTED that I moved. Team chess.com had over 900 members so 899 could take a vacation if they wanted to, but little ol' me didnt get the same opportunity. I even got NASTY emails from the FUHRER himself, saying that if I didnt continue the game, my account would be DELETED!!! Can you imagine that? Seeing I could NOT continue...I was bullied into resigning.

The HYPOCRASY!!! The LIES!!! Tricked I was. At least I am upfront in my deviousness.  I have not spoken to the ERIK with any form of respect since that incedent. I was forced to resign or lose the name cheater_1. A name that I hold so dear to my heart.

It is TRUE that after my last several moves I WOULD HAVE LOST THE GAME. No doubt. No excuses. It is also true that had I been granted one week's vacation, the outcome would have been different.

So I am telling TEAM LIGHTFORCE upfront that there may be times when I CANNOT adhere to the time control of one move per day. There may be DAYS inbetween moves..although it will be RARE. If you choose to take the win if my time expires, that is up to you. It doesnt matter to me. I hope that you would want a win that is LEGIT, unlike the "win" team chess.com got.

I hope that clears thing up as to where I stand. Oh yes, for the record, I WILL BE USING CANNIBAL 37. I will be playing computer aided chess. I would advise team lightforce to upgrade their comps and software ASAP. I will be MERCILESS!!